4 Illuminating Things from the Weekend

1. Never wear a bottle cap belt in the Congo River, unless you are prepared to meet the Goliath Tigerfish, a.k.a. the only fish that doesn’t fear the crocodile.

2. Never play Bocce with an Italian, unless you’re prepared to flex your “strong loser” skills.

3. Three words: doggie septic tank.

4. Van Gogh makes it look easy, but it's not.

Image: Bond's attempt at creativity this weekend.